"Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you are right."
~Henry Ford
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
~Steven Wright
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
~Fred Allen
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
~Author Unknown
“Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them”
~Aristotle
"Love is like a butterfly, it settles upon you when you least expect it."
"They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet." ~Mae West
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein
"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." ~W. Somerset Maugham
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~Robert Frost
"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."
"There is no chance unless you take one."
"It’s good to be clever, but not to show it."
"Cleverness is not wisdom." ~Euripides
Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare. ~GB Shaw
"Grandfathers of the East, the place of new beginnings and of the rising sun, please join us and bless our circle."
“There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth...not going all the way, and not starting.” ~Buddha
"You must do the things you think you cannot do." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
"The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek."
~Joseph Campbell
"All generalizations are bad."
~R.H. Grenier
"There's no such thing as fun for the whole family."
~Jerry Seinfeld
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
~Author Unknown
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." ~Sir Winston Churchill
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~Woody Allen,
"When faced with a challenge, look for a way, not a way out."
~David Weatherford
Sometimes you cannot believe what you see. You have to believe what you feel." ~Morrie Schwartz"Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up." ~Jesse Jackson
"Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect." ~Alan Cohen
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before beginning to improve the world." ~Anne Frank
"If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you"
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
~Paul Neuman
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” ~Groucho Marx
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
~Frank Zappa
“We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot”. ~Abraham Lincoln
“Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest; and despair most sits”.
~William Shakespeare
"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear."
~ John Lennon.
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
~ Norman Vincent Peale.